The Republic of Otuken is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Başbuğ with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The humorless population of 18.934 billion Türks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Türk economy, worth a remarkable 3,827 trillion Altıns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 202,140 Altıns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, entomologists flock to Ankara for its remarkable gadfly population, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Otuken's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Din.
Otuken is ranked 6,318th in the world and 3rd in Turkic Union for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 506.71 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Otuken, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
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Otuken, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
- : Following new legislation in
Otuken, entomologists flock to Ankara for its remarkable gadfly population.
- : Following new legislation in
Otuken, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
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Otuken, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
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Otuken, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
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Otuken, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced.
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Otuken, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
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Otuken, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
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Otuken, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.























































