The Holy Green People's Republic of Ourtopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Head of the People's Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.123 billion Ourtopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ourtopian economy, worth 57.4 trillion dinars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,096 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later, all the world's a stage for Ourtopian political theatrics, life is somewhat repetitive, and abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age'. Crime is totally unknown. Ourtopia's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ourtopia is ranked 6,574^th in the world and 75^th in Refugia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.76 percentage of bribes refused.