The Three Clans of Ovisnia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Praetor Maximus Noecellis with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The devout population of 5.724 billion Ovisnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nivis. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ovisnian economy, worth 846 trillion Nias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 147,961 Nias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aid workers deliver life-saving supplies with a devious gleam in their eyes, the majority whip publicly spanks unruly public servants, t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor, and pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ovisnia's national animal is the Wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aequllibrium.

Ovisnia is ranked 303,441^st in the world and 182^nd in Declansburg for Fattest Citizens, with 3.75 Obesity Rate.