The Free Land of Owlcadia is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and national health service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 391 million Owlcadians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Owl. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.3%.

The strong Owlcadian economy, worth 23.0 trillion Shillings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is 58,920 Shillings, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, displaying impatience in any form lands you a spot on the OIA watchlist, little girls are in tears as Leader confiscates their pink princess ballgowns, and record executives compete over space on buskers' setlists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Owlcadia's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Owlcadia is ranked 259,664^th in the world and 374^th in Edoca for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 492.59 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.