The Pablo's Authoritarian State of Pablos Pub is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.142 billion Pablos Pub Drunks are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pablo's Pub. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Pablos Pub Drunk economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion dynoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 114,949 dynoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 365,038 per year while the poor average 27,577, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, international trade is a sticky issue, prank shows are so hot right now, and "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pablos Pub's national animal is the beluga, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pablos Pub is ranked 222,943^rd in the world and 52^nd in DogeLand for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -6 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.