The Holy Empire of Pachomius is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.196 billion Pachomiusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Anthony. The average income tax rate is 20.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Pachomiusian economy, worth 203 trillion Copts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,698 Copts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, garden flower shows rarely smell of roses, film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, and much of Pachomius's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pachomius's national animal is the House Sparrow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Pachomius is ranked 61,301^st in the world and 1^st in The Realm of Sulesia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,896.38 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.