The Murderbasket Republic of People Thingies is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 10.659 billion People Thingiesians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conscription City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong People Thingiesian economy, worth 479 trillion republics a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,995 republics, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,770 per year while the poor average 5,783, a ratio of 36.3 to 1.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named People Thingies's new capital, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and Leader has just been declared ruler of People Thingies in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. People Thingies's national animal is the province, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

People Thingies is ranked 105,490^th in the world and 2,154^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,889.6 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.