The United States of Perreo is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 592 million perreantas are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The thriving Perreoan economy, worth 46.3 trillion perreos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 78,151 perreos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 233,756 per year while the poor average 20,434, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Genetic research is facing major headwinds, diminutive Perreoan generals are feared for their aggressiveness, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, and foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Perreo's national animal is the perreo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Perreo is ranked 129,373^rd in the world and 2^nd in Damastra for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,516.82 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.