The Collapsing Green Empire of Peterandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jesus Trump with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 37.793 billion Peterandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Algures. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Peterandian economy, worth an astonishing 19,716 trillion paus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 521,684 paus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The early morning commute lasts into the afternoon, leisure is a crime in ski towns, kindhearted Peterandians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, and trickle-down healthcare props up the poorest in society. Crime is totally unknown. Peterandia's national animal is the gambuzino, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Peterandia is ranked 9,789^th in the world and 561^st in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 119.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.