The Freshly Baked Metropolis of Phastia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Shay Goddess with an iron fist, and notable for its burgeoning tiger population. The cynical population of 13.426 billion Phastians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Industry is ignored. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Phastian economy, worth 456 trillion marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,964 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fraternities are notoriously exclusive, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBP Governor goes house hunting, glamping Phastians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Phastian democracy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phastia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Phastia is ranked 94,281^st in the world and 6^th in Warzone Sandbox for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,266.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.