The Nomadic Peoples of Philza is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.477 billion Philzans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The thriving Philzan economy, worth 314 trillion Phils a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 57,344 Phils, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,981 per year while the poor average 11,697, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Philza's national animal is the Pig, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Philza is ranked 196,325^th in the world and 15^th in Lardyland for Most Beautiful Environments, with 473.78 pounds of wildlife per square mile.