The Queendom of Phrygia Epictetus is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.084 billion Phrygia Epictetusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.

The Phrygia Epictetusian economy, worth 833 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 51,804 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is relatively low. Phrygia Epictetus's national animal is the deer.

Phrygia Epictetus is ranked 125,328^th in the world and 5^th in Connaught for Highest Food Quality, scoring 18.69 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.