The Autonomous Federation of Piacentine is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by High-Commander Nathaniel Chike with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 24.55 billion Piacentians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bisnieta. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Piacenti economy, worth a remarkable 7,215 trillion Pucks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 293,919 Pucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, and politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Piacentine's national animal is the Mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Piacentine is ranked 6,788^th in the world and 418^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.24 law-abiding acts per hour.