The Queendom of Pizzatopolis is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by James Quinn with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.846 billion Pizzatopolisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 49.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Pizzatopolisian economy, worth 221 trillion bags of cheetos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 32,341 bags of cheetos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

James Quinn has just been declared ruler of Pizzatopolis in an international press conference, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, sushi is sold on the black market, and Pizzatopolis has designated Pizzatopolis City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pizzatopolis's national animal is the cheese dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pizzatopolis is ranked 169,609^th in the world and 56^th in Hellworld 2 for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 544.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.