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Largest Black Market: 2,992ndHighest Economic Output: 3,049thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,357th
The Age of
Authoritarian Democracy
I am the world
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Plastic

Population28.195 billion

CurrencyCredit Card
AnimalDuck

The Age of Plastic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.195 billion Plasticians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 37.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Plastician economy, worth a remarkable 6,134 trillion Credit Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 217,581 Credit Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, chipped paint can see a building condemned, it isn't a secret plot without caviar and foie gras, and not all rivers run to the sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Plastic's national animal is the Duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Plastic is ranked 8,958th in the world and 2nd in The Featured Region Followers for Largest Populations, with 28.2 billion capita.

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Largest Black Market: 2,992ndHighest Economic Output: 3,049thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,357thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,850thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,081stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,188thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,435thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,763rdMost Avoided: 6,062ndLargest Populations: 8,958thHighest Average Incomes: 9,125thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,152ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,311thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,771stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,668thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,735thLargest Mining Sector: 11,805thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,668thMost Conservative: 12,759thMost Authoritarian: 14,270thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,477thTop
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Most Devout: 16,875thLargest Retail Industry: 18,172ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,423rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,488thMost Patriotic: 21,299thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,328thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,418thMost Efficient Economies: 21,929thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,224thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27,331st
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Plastic, not all rivers run to the sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Plastic, it isn't a secret plot without caviar and foie gras.
  • : Following new legislation in Plastic, chipped paint can see a building condemned.
  • : Following new legislation in Plastic, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Plastic, a sincere statement of belief can get you out of anything.
  • : Following new legislation in Plastic, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away.
  • : Following new legislation in Plastic, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in Plastic, blue bloods are welcome in Plastic.
  • : Following new legislation in Plastic, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Plastic, tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists.

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