The Romantic Achaean Queendom of Plataia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hypatia Salemnos with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.9 billion Plataieis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romachaea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.1%.

The strong Plataian economy, worth 307 trillion Drakhmas a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 78,971 Drakhmas, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, skateparks can be found in every city, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, and serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Plataia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hellenism.

Plataia is ranked 33,381^st in the world and 3^rd in The Sacred Elite for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,516.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.