The Republic of Please Leave Thanks is a titanic, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Franco population. The hard-working population of 18.365 billion Please Leave Thanksians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.0%.

The Please Leave Thanksian economy, worth 836 trillion Denarii a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 45,527 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Please Leave Thanks's national animal is the Franco.

Please Leave Thanks is ranked 130,879^th in the world and 5,734^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.