The Socialist Federal Republic of Plutorian is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Magnus Plutonia with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.425 billion Plutonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plutarch City. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Plutonian economy, worth 138 trillion Plounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 97,021 Plounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Woe-is-me olympics is the fastest growing collegiate sport, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, the nation is the Outback's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters, and calls to prayer are the newest dog whistles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Plutorian's national animal is the Great Red Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pluonism.

Plutorian is ranked 9,866^th in the world and 37^th in the Outback for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,603.3 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.