The Ascendant God-Empress of Podria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sisterly Leader Nadezhda Krupskaya with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.291 billion Podrian enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doiregrad. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Podri economy, worth a remarkable 1,370 trillion Podrian Assembly Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,472 Podrian Assembly Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One can wake up in Podria and have breakfast in Bigtopia, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Podria as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime is totally unknown. Podria's national animal is the serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rosy Redism.

Podria is ranked 280,627^th in the world and 291^st in The Leftist Assembly for Most Primitive, scoring -342.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.