The Poorly Constructed Republic of Poorly made goods is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Nobody Knows with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.526 billion Poorly made citizens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poorly Made Capital. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Poorly made goodsian economy, worth 877 trillion Hamsterian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,532 Hamsterian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, only those who apply can study applied maths, the world still seems flat to some people in space, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poorly made goods's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whatever you want.

Poorly made goods is ranked 154,521^st in the world and 7,926^th in Osiris for Largest Black Market, with 1.07 trillion Standard Monetary Units.