The Corporate Dictatorship of Postapocalyptic Terror is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the CEO of Arms Inc with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.546 billion Postapocalyptic Terrorists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arms Inc Headquarter. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Postapocalyptic economy, worth an astonishing 11,407 trillion bribes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 429,717 bribes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,398,121 per year while the poor average 13,254, a ratio of 256 to 1.

Ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, the government has been criticized for giving away Postapocalyptic Terror's territory to anyone who claims it, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear, and punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Postapocalyptic Terror's national animal is the phluyinphukk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Money Cult of $cientology.

Postapocalyptic Terror is ranked 279^th in the world and 2^nd in Philosophy 115 for Most Primitive, scoring 404.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.