The Federal Republic of Primexia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Kyra Starr with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.644 billion Primexians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Primexian economy, worth 387 trillion Solaris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,472 Solaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from President Kyra Starr's throne, Primexia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primexia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Primexia is ranked 104,314^th in the world and 886^th in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,154.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.