The Revolutionary Music of Prince is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.672 billion Princeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minneapolis. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Princean economy, worth a remarkable 1,482 trillion notes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,977 notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Knowing the capital of Bigtopia is cause for public shaming, modern Princean art is so hot right now, foreign envoys that want to visit Prince now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prince's national animal is the harp seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is say what.
Prince is ranked 34,006th in the world and 1st in Brooklyn for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 233.92 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
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Prince was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
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Prince, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
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Prince, foreign envoys that want to visit Prince now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones.
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Prince, modern Princean art is so hot right now.
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Prince, knowing the capital of Bigtopia is cause for public shaming.
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Prince, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
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Prince was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Prince, once-vitriolic celebrity chefs are now known for giving encouraging hugs to aspiring cooks.
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Prince, pros are the new cons.
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Prince, commemoration of the Great Brooklyn War costs almost as much as the war itself.




























