The Federal Republic of Princess CCXIV is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.933 billion Princess CCXIVians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 26.2%.

The Princess CCXIVian economy, worth 193 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 49,178 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Princess CCXIV's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Princess CCXIV is ranked 191,579^th in the world and 2^nd in The Grapevine for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 307.51 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.