The Democratic Republic of Pro-Loush Squad 03 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.509 billion Pro-Loush Squad 03ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.5%.

The strong Pro-Loush Squad 03ian economy, worth 642 trillion Loutzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 61,182 Loutzes, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pro-Loush Squad 03's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Pro-Loush Squad 03 is ranked 247,739^th in the world and 1^st in Anteiku for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 89.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.