The Federation of Procyna is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 338 million Procynans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Public Transport, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The powerhouse Procynan economy, worth 31.2 trillion Solars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 92,446 Solars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 404,225 per year while the poor average 13,338, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Procyna's national animal is the Spatial Whale, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Procyna is ranked 57,883^rd in the world and 21^st in Sparkalia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 162.43 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.