The Borderlands of Psycho Midget is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 30.454 billion Psycho Midgetians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Public Transport and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.4%.

The very strong Psycho Midgetian economy, worth 883 trillion Golds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 28,996 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, euthanasia is legal, and elections have been outlawed. Crime is moderate. Psycho Midget's national animal is the Bullymong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Psycho Midget is ranked 142,496^th in the world and 1^st in Borderlands for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 33.35 Effective Tax Rate.