
| Population | 5.796 billion |
| Capital | Hypixel |
| Leader | Steve |
| Faith | the Order of Three Hosts |
| Currency | emerald |
| Animal | mooshroom |
The World of Putintin is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Steve with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.796 billion entities are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hypixel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.6%.
The frighteningly efficient local economy, worth 659 trillion emeralds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,831 emeralds, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, large wigs have been banned for having racist implications, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, and one-word headlines are the norm in local newspapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Putintin's national animal is the mooshroom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Order of Three Hosts.
Putintin is ranked 53,963rd in the world and 475th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,993.7 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Putintin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
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Putintin, one-word headlines are the norm in local newspapers.
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Putintin, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
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Putintin, large wigs have been banned for having racist implications.
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Putintin, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
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Putintin, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
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Putintin was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
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Putintin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
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Putintin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
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Putintin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.



























