The People's Republic of Pwoizland is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 748 million Pwoiztans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Preene. The average income tax rate is 26.1%.

The Pwoiz economy, worth 39.0 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 52,127 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, moles make up an incredible part of the upper crust, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Preene. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pwoizland's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Pwoizland is ranked 159,926^th in the world and 4^th in The Great Eastern Fields for Most Developed, scoring 54.86 on the Human Development Index.