| Population | 2.74 billion |
| Capital | Pyranize |
| Leader | Radiohead |
| Faith | 15 Step |
| Currency | Bending Hectic |
| Animal | creep |
The 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 of Pyrenizia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Radiohead with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.74 billion Yorkes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyranize. The average income tax rate is 1.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Thom Yorke economy, worth 382 trillion Bending Hectics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,767 Bending Hectics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
The government is avowedly secular, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, and a certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pyrenizia's national animal is the creep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 15 Step.
Pyrenizia is ranked 213,365th in the world and 24th in Empires Forever United for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 34.98 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
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The Empire of Onomanatopoeia granted Successor authority to Pyrenizia as Master of the arts in Empires Forever United.
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Pyrenizia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Accessible.
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Pyrenizia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
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Pyrenizia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
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Pyrenizia's influence in Empires Forever United rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
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Pyrenizia's influence in Empires Forever United rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
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Pyrenizia's influence in Empires Forever United rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
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Pyrenizia relocated from Lazarus to Empires Forever United.
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Pyrenizia was refounded in Lazarus.
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Pyrenizia ceased to exist in Empires Forever United.




































































