The Rare rights of Qittle is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious Qwin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.427 billion Qittilongs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steinepp. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Qittilean economy, worth 413 trillion Vacks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,405 Vacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

AI models unanimously choose all government facts, the dead of Qittle have taken on a healthy glow, Glorious Qwin is famed for giving great back rubs, and the Qittilean Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qittle's national animal is the raccoon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Qlorian.

Qittle is ranked 40,248^th in the world and 4^th in Divorced Nations of Earth for Highest Poor Incomes, with 63,664.33 Standard Monetary Units.