The 💊🪲 Republic of Radiant Rolly Pollys is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ralph Prolly with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.3 billion Radiant Rolly Pollysians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pollytopia. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Radiant Rolly Pollysian economy, worth 359 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,871 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, and the trail of chickpeas is a controversial part of middle school curriculum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Radiant Rolly Pollys's national animal is the pill bugs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Radiant Rolly Pollys is ranked 268,495^th in the world and 5^th in Penguin Land for Most Cultured, scoring 60 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.