The Nation of Rambert IV is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rambert IV with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 37.766 billion Rambert IVians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rambert IV City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Rambert IVian economy, worth a remarkable 5,817 trillion denaris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,028 denaris, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rambert IV's national animal is the amoebe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Rambert IV is ranked 294,297^th in the world and 1^st in the youngworld for Highest Drug Use, scoring 20.78 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.