The Dominion of Randomizer Nation is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by The Randomizer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.509 billion Randomizer Nationians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randomizer City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The very strong Randomizer Nationian economy, worth 361 trillion random numbers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 65,616 random numbers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 394,196 per year while the poor average 4,935, a ratio of 79.9 to 1.

Career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is moderate. Randomizer Nation's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Random Numbers.

Randomizer Nation is ranked 270,246^th in the world and 83^rd in Hellworld 2 for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.