The Republic of Randperland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.126 billion Randperis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randnamby. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Randperlandian economy, worth 494 trillion Randperland Pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,214 Randperland Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, and guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in Randperland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Randperland's national animal is the Cod, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Randperland is ranked 4,161^st in the world and 6^th in Aeternum for Nicest Citizens, with 50.64 average smiles per day.