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Rudest Citizens: 123rdHighest Crime Rates: 250thMost Armed: 281st
The Coffee-Addicted Delegate of
Anarchy
Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural
Influence
Power
WA Delegate / World Assembly Department
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Tinhampton

Population8.597 billion

CapitalTinhampton
LeaderMayor Saffron Howard AM

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Coffee-Addicted Delegate of Tinhampton is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.597 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,517 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 292,791 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Tinhamptonian restaurants, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 16,933rd in the world and 1st in Auctor for Most Influential, scoring 2,373 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 123rdHighest Crime Rates: 250thMost Armed: 281stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 287thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 356thFattest Citizens: 373rdLargest Retail Industry: 436thMost Avoided: 467thHighest Disposable Incomes: 686thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 723rdMost Rebellious Youth: 777thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 810thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 834thMost Efficient Economies: 885thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 929thHighest Drug Use: 1,573rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,607thHighest Average Incomes: 2,109thLargest Mining Sector: 2,139thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,276thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,288thMost Cultured: 2,416thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,548thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,798thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,919thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,702ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,711thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,400thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,627thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,874thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,906thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,223rdHighest Economic Output: 5,618thSmartest Citizens: 7,019thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,291stMost Inclusive: 7,836thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,436thNudest: 9,698thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,912thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 13,862ndMost Politically Free: 14,576thLargest Black Market: 16,352ndLargest Governments: 16,730thMost Influential: 16,933rdMost Extreme: 19,851stMost Secular: 20,903rd
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tinhampton voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sovereign Justice Accord".
  • : Tinhampton lodged a message on the Lorania Regional Message Board.
  • : Tinhampton withdrew its approval for the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Liberate Syria"".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Liberate Syria"".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Debtor Imprisonment Ban Act".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Limit the use of WMDs".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Preventing Unprovoked Use of WMDs".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Proposal to improve peace between regions".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Liberate Syria"".
  • : Tinhampton updated the World Factbook entry in Auctor.

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Sobria, Pimentelia, New Mackinack, Uskavach, -Florida-, Maditiation, Aputure science, and Greater East Slavia.

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