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Rudest Citizens: 143rdHighest Crime Rates: 251stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 274th
The Self-Administrative City of
Anarchy
Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural
Influence
Power
Founder / WA Delegate / Philosopher-Queen
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Tinhampton

Population10.803 billion

CapitalTinhampton
LeaderMayor Saffron Howard AM

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.803 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,169 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 293,345 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, and parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 371st in the world and 1st in Sophia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 535.44 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 143rdHighest Crime Rates: 251stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 274thMost Armed: 288thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 371stFattest Citizens: 374thMost Avoided: 392ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 422ndLargest Retail Industry: 514thHighest Disposable Incomes: 678thMost Rebellious Youth: 737thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 776thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 798thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 867thMost Efficient Economies: 911thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 919thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,608thHighest Drug Use: 1,609thLargest Mining Sector: 2,305thHighest Average Incomes: 2,309thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,513thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,631stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,638thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,823rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,034thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,174thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,459thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,774thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,538thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,668thHighest Economic Output: 4,770thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,556thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,916thSmartest Citizens: 7,102ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,582ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,752ndMost Influential: 7,980thMost Inclusive: 8,431stNudest: 9,487thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,160thTop
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Largest Governments: 16,230thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,654thLargest Black Market: 17,203rdMost Politically Free: 17,968thMost Secular: 20,386thHighest Food Quality: 24,689th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Promoting Democratic Stability Act".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Drug Decriminalization Act"".
  • : Tinhampton withdrew a proposal from the WA General Assembly titled "Transgender Self-Determination".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Transgender Self-Determination".
  • : Tinhampton submitted a proposal to the General Assembly Civil Rights Board entitled "Transgender Self-Determination".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Transgender Self-Determination".
  • : Tinhampton submitted a proposal to the General Assembly Civil Rights Board entitled "Transgender Self-Determination".
  • : Tinhampton agreed to construct embassies between Sophia and Celtia.
  • : Tinhampton published "N-Day⁶ - September 25-26 2021 - SINGER faction" (Account: Military).
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Cape of Good Hope".

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