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Rudest Citizens: 138thHighest Crime Rates: 251stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 264th
The Self-Administrative City of
Anarchy
Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural
Influence
Superpower
Founder / WA Delegate / Philosopher-Queen
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Tinhampton

Population9.989 billion

CapitalTinhampton
LeaderMayor Saffron Howard AM

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.989 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,926 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 292,961 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, and parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 31,796th in the world and 1st in Sophia for Largest Populations, with 9.99 billion Capita.

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Rudest Citizens: 138thHighest Crime Rates: 251stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 264thMost Armed: 278thMost Valuable International Artwork: 302ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 356thFattest Citizens: 372ndMost Avoided: 463rdLargest Retail Industry: 483rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 679thMost Rebellious Youth: 736thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 823rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 824thMost Efficient Economies: 894thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 924thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 932ndHighest Drug Use: 1,512thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,800thHighest Average Incomes: 2,245thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,404thMost Cultured: 2,464thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,599thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,835thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,086thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,238thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,328thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,719thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,790thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,635thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,715thHighest Economic Output: 5,044thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,544thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,721stSmartest Citizens: 7,181stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,783rdMost Inclusive: 8,445thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,468thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,082ndNudest: 9,746thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,109thMost Politically Free: 15,340thLargest Governments: 16,702ndLargest Black Market: 18,341stMost Extreme: 20,729thMost Secular: 21,344th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the region

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