The 🎖️Military Dictatorship of Rastarda is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by General Addams with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.864 billion Rastamons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Ratzville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Rastardan economy, worth a remarkable 7,399 trillion Scratches a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 297,598 Scratches, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,422,094 per year while the poor average 36,521, a ratio of 38.9 to 1.

The government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries, people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Rastarda. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rastarda's national animal is the Chicken, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is That Old Time Religion.

Rastarda is ranked 311,032^nd in the world and 12^th in El Segundo Mundo for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.