The Gorillaz of Re-Hash is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.144 billion Re-Hashians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Re-Hashian economy, worth a remarkable 1,340 trillion gorillazzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,644 gorillazzes, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.
Representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa, compass sales have gone south, Re-Hash City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and there's nothing more Re-Hashian than revanchism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Re-Hash's national animal is the gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Re-Hash is ranked 311,606th in the world and 16,983rd in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 55.16 percentage of bribes refused.
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Re-Hash was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Re-Hash was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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Re-Hash was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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Re-Hash was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
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Re-Hash, there's nothing more Re-Hashian than revanchism.
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Re-Hash, Re-Hash City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
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Re-Hash was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
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Re-Hash, compass sales have gone south.
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Re-Hash, representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa.
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Re-Hash, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.

















































