The Kingdom of Red Ground is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Daniel Salod with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.003 billion Red Groundians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horyiv. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Red Groundian economy, worth 176 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,044 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bug burgers are extra crunchy, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, structures are raised on promises, and the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Ground's national animal is the Pyrotom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Red Ground is ranked 50,546^th in the world and 1^st in New Ukraine for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.45 law-abiding acts per hour.