The Holy Reeteetian Empire of Reeteet V is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Butter Dog with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.276 billion Reeteet Vians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cold. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.6%.

The all-consuming Reeteet Vian economy, worth a remarkable 1,906 trillion Poke Dollar VS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 110,369 Poke Dollar VS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 707,251 per year while the poor average 7,028, a ratio of 100 to 1.

Pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, the military is plagued with unethical researchers, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, and drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Reeteet V's national animal is the Obi Wan More Rep V, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dog with da Butter.

Reeteet V is ranked 320,750^th in the world and 6^th in Wernissage for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 13.18 on the Kitten Softness Rating.