The Constitutional Matriarchy of Respected Drunkards is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Princesses Wendy and Holly Boozer with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.162 billion Respected Drunkardsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tequila Norte. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Respected Drunkardsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,459 trillion Benjamins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,661 Benjamins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 642,155 per year while the poor average 19,933, a ratio of 32.2 to 1.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above, the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Respected Drunkards's national animal is the Old Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Stoicostal.

Respected Drunkards is ranked 31,235^th in the world and 10^th in Sheol for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,609.01 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.