The People's Republic of Rhadland is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Steel with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 16.748 billion Rhads have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhadopolis. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhadlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,155 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 128,722 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhadland's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rhadland is ranked 16,646^th in the world and 295^th in the Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 93 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.