The Federation of Right wing is a small, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 40 million Right wingians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The thriving Right wingian economy, worth 3.25 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 81,125 deniers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 323,776 per year while the poor average 13,672, a ratio of 23.7 to 1.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, political activists are routinely executed, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Right wing's national animal is the kiwi.

Right wing is ranked 50,410^th in the world and 300^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,605.5 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.