The Commonwealth of Romeri is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 348 million Romerians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Jose. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Romerian economy, worth 13.3 trillion Rials a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,354 Rials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', people caught mistreating Romeri's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, the military's newest anti-tank strategy is throwing a landmine like a frisbee, and finders keepers is the law of the land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romeri's national animal is the Motmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Romeri is ranked 114,177^th in the world and 147^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,208.29 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.