The Empire of Rossallia is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.348 billion Rossallians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Rossallian economy, worth 167 trillion crowns a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,251 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rossallia's national animal is the swan.

Rossallia is ranked 238,279^th in the world and 1^st in Greater Rossallia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.