The Dictatorship of Rowarriorland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 42.784 billion Rowarriorlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rowarriorlandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,947 trillion gazillions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 162,391 gazillions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, going on a diet invalidates your passport, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rowarriorland's national animal is the Taco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rowarriorland is ranked 290,298^th in the world and 7,131^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.91 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.