The Free Society of Roxy Spaulding is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Roxy Spaulding with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 24.996 billion Roxy Spauldingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Jolla. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Roxy Spauldingian economy, worth a remarkable 5,173 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 206,976 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, the entire entry for Roxy Spaulding in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces. Crime is totally unknown. Roxy Spaulding's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Good Times.

Roxy Spaulding is ranked 331,095^th in the world and 1^st in Gen 13 for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.13 on the Bus Surprisal Index.