The People's Republic of RSS China is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.213 billion RSS Chinans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient RSS Chinan economy, worth 608 trillion Crédito socials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 189,386 Crédito socials, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, RSS China's citizens often wander into each other's homes, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSS China's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
RSS China is ranked 316,921st in the world and 89th in Flanelistan for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -56 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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RSS China, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
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RSS China, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Following new legislation in
RSS China, RSS China's citizens often wander into each other's homes.
- : Following new legislation in
RSS China, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
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RSS China, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
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RSS China, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
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RSS China, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
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RSS China, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
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RSS China, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
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RSS China, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.




















































