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Most Secular: 918thLowest Crime Rates: 2,025thMost Authoritarian: 3,400th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Truckler
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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RSS China

Population3.213 billion

CurrencyCrédito social
AnimalDragon

The People's Republic of RSS China is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.213 billion RSS Chinans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient RSS Chinan economy, worth 608 trillion Crédito socials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 189,386 Crédito socials, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, RSS China's citizens often wander into each other's homes, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSS China's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

RSS China is ranked 316,921st in the world and 89th in Flanelistan for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -56 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Secular: 918thLowest Crime Rates: 2,025thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,400thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,598thMost Developed: 3,666thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,166thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,197thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,234thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,374thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,463rdSafest: 4,712thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,000thLargest Governments: 5,082ndSmartest Citizens: 5,595thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,834thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,534thMost Conservative: 6,711thMost Patriotic: 8,043rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,834thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,326thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,541stHealthiest Citizens: 11,260thMost Income Equality: 11,577thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,153rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,521stHighest Average Incomes: 13,099thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,374thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17,954thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,581stMost Extreme: 26,746thLargest Agricultural Sector: 28,001st
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in RSS China, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in RSS China, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in RSS China, RSS China's citizens often wander into each other's homes.
  • : Following new legislation in RSS China, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in RSS China, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in RSS China, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in RSS China, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in RSS China, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
  • : Following new legislation in RSS China, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in RSS China, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.

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