The Rogue Nation of RSVP is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Barbara Lee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.534 billion RSVPians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Bueonas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.2%.

The RSVPian economy, worth 559 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,087 kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 235,985 per year while the poor average 7,439, a ratio of 31.7 to 1.

Ad hoc militias patrol the streets in an effort to control rampant crime, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and Las Bueonas's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. RSVP's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mennonite.

RSVP is ranked 121,195^th in the world and 3^rd in Atlas University for Highest Drug Use, scoring 137.74 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.