The United Kingdom of RTM16 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.315 billion RTM16ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The strong RTM16ian economy, worth 58.9 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 44,794 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

A lot of glass windows have needed replacing recently, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named RTM16's new capital. Crime is moderate. RTM16's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

RTM16 is ranked 150,477^th in the world and 82^nd in Hell for Nudest, with 123.75 cheeks per square mile.